The Great Gender Gap
Disclaimer: This article is by no means meant to offend anyone in any way. It has been constructed to provide jest and humour to an often bleak and miserable looking world. These exaggerated opinions are not accurate in any way, shape, or form. Terms and Conditions apply. Viewer discretion is advised (!).
Ladies and Gentleman, guys and girls, bredrins and bredinellas(?). I have finally concluded the end of my research. Having ploughed through endlessly for 20 years, done tens of thousands of interviews, travelled across 10 countries, 3 continents, and 1 planet, I have reached a startling conclusion. Guys are better than girls, and that is FACT. It struck me like a bolt of lightning and I could barely believe it at first, but now I truly and sincerely think that guys are better than girls in every way.
Where to begin? From the world of business to the world of sport, men dominate their arenas. There is quite an obvious schism in terms of sport between both genders. Whether it be Mohammad Ali in boxing, Pele in football, Roger Federer in tennis, there is no female equivalent with any of the records that the greats have. In fact, just to give females a chance of the record, they’re allowed to play a best of three match instead of five by men. Perhaps it was a little below the belt, but it is fact that as a result, women are paid less in tennis than men (another reason to be male I suppose).
Having been a driver for the past two years now, it is quite clear that men drive better as well. I must admit that men do have more accidents than women but it is certain that when driving, men can park better, drive smoother, and look better behind the wheel than women do. In the Transformers movies, the main hero (Shia Labeouf) would be the one driving despite the fact that you had Megan Fox in the same car. Why? Simply because, men not only look better behind the wheel but drive better as well.
The male gender is greatly renowned for its superior strength, dominance, and virility and they are certainly proud of that. Most men are taller, stronger, and faster than their female counter parts. Sayings such as “take it like a man”, “man up!”, and “Are you man enough?” just wouldn’t sound the same with the word female, wouldn’t you agree? The remarkable ability to grow facial hair is a symbol of a man’s brutish nature, but they can be soft when required. Tears are not a sign of weakness nor meakness, but a sign of power within. When a man cries, he uses it on the rare occasion, an atom bomb of sorts. To take everyone by surprise. It is not to be used and abused, willy nilly as the female gender do. Pregnancy pains, pre-menstrual pains, it-is-raining-today-so-I’m-depressed pains. All these do not exist in the world of the Man.
In retrospect, it is understandable that women can’t drive, avoid periodic bleeding, or do successful “Gap Yah” parodies. Simply because they aren’t men. Men are the driving force of the world and without men, the world simply wouldn’t function.
“Iron Man is a superhero, iron woman is a command!”- Facebook Group Title
Surah Al-Imran: verse 195 – “And their Lord hath accepted of them, and answered them: “Never will I suffer to be lost the work of any of you, be he male or female: Ye are members, one of another: Those who have left their homes, or been driven out therefrom, or suffered harm in My Cause, or fought or been slain,- verily, I will blot out from them their iniquities, and admit them into Gardens with rivers flowing beneath;- A reward from the presence of Allah, and from His presence is the best of rewards.”
In the sight of Allah (swt), only those who work righteous deeds and please Allah (swt), are the most superior, regardless of gender.
Men may be able to carry out physical activities better than women and women may be better at understanding others’ emotions over men, but we are all equal, just different in our own ways.
I still think women rule though! Men might always be hogging the limelight and women may be pushed to the back of the scenes, but without a good lady, there is not even one good man!
Its a well written article but the content is most definitely debatable. I think i’ll write a response article to this.
To add to this wonderful article…I’d like to propose the following. You can evaluate men and women both physically and mentally. As the article above clearly shows, men pwn women in every aspect.
As for mentally, let’s be generous and say men and women are equal. This is obviously being extra generous, for we can only really recall male genii gracing the Earth.
So, men are better physically but equal mentally. So overall? Men are better.
There ya go.